I see you’ve got a pretty nice smartphone there. You must be a really good photographer. No? Oh, I see—you’re just learning. Oh, you’re studying photography? And you say all the material requirements for your college level course are a cell phone and a good attitude? Well that’s great. I never would have believed that you could be a student of photography with only a cell phone, but sure enough you must be enrolled in the cell phone photography course at Immaculata University outside of Philadelphia. What do you do if you need a zoom lens? Oh, that’s a different class. I see. Makes perfect sense to me. Where do I sign up?